9 vacation days, no shaving and sex

OK now that I have your attention what do all of you think that 9 days of vacation, not shaving and sex all have in common? OK a little back ground first. My daughter and son in law and I"m not naming them to protect the innocent but you all know who they are made a deal the other day. Each year they take the week of Thanksgiving off for vacation. One usually quilts and the other does whatever. The one that does whatever has a habit of not shaving during those 9 days. It drives the quilter crazy. So, this morning on our way to our BOM she tells me how she signed a contract with the non shaving non quilter. OK so she had my interest. She said she asked what it would take for the non quilter to shave every day during the vacation. It's not like he's a hunter because around here it's very common for hunters to grow beards during hunting time. So they draw up a contract where he'll shave every day during the vacation and she'll give him sex every day. OMG I can't believe she signed that. I just had to share it with all of you because the non quilter reads the quilters blog and didn't want it out on the blog. I don't think he reads mine so there I've told all of you. Let me know what you think.